Malia Hale Tate, they thought I was dead. They were wrong. I somehow gained the undying love for food in my human form.
est ;; jan 11 2014 Mun Mascot: Ansel Elgort

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

• “What are you saying?”
• “You left me.”
• “You broke my heart!”
• “I don’t love you.”
• “You’re beautiful when you smile.”
• “Don’t pout”
• “Stop crying.”
• “You did this.”
• “I’m just a fuck up.”
• “Get out!”
• “I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar.”
• “Don’t call me.”
• “I won’t call you.”
• “Call me.”
• “You’re making this harder than it has to be.”
• “I’m not breaking up with you.”
• “You’re breaking up with me.”
• “That’s so cliche.”
• “I think I’m sick.”
• “I’m a little drunk.”
• “Stop making this so hard.”
• “Are you following me?”
• “There’s no such thing as a sexy bathroom.”
• “Stop being a wimp.”
• “I’m not ticklish.”
• “Stop touching me.”
• “If you poke me one more time, I’m going to punch you.”
• “I should hate you.”
• “On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?”
• “You can’t lie to me.”
• “This is the worst idea ever.”
• “This is stupid.”
• “You’re an idiot.”
• “You’re being ridiculous.”
• “I don’t eat chocolate.”
• “It’s just rain.”
• “I said no, that means no.”
• “Come watch the stars with me.”
• “It’s not a date.”
• “It’s totally a date.”
• “Your kiss is like poison.”
• “I’m not leaving this bed.”
• “I’m never showing my face to the outside world again.”
• “That was so embarrassing." 
• "There’s so much idiocy in this room.”
• “You make it hard to breath.”
• “I want a pet.”
• “We could always just get wasted.”
• “Come play video games with me.”
• “Come have a Netflix date with me.”
• “Use protection!”
• “Do you even hear what you’re saying?”
• “Just shut up.”
• “I’m not good with small children.”
• “If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent.”
• “I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt.”
• “We could always just make out?”
• “I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies.”
• “Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance.”
• “You’re acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and it’s making me uncomfortable.”
• “We could always play truth or dare?”
• “You’re on a roll tonight, aren’t you?”
• “You’re a problem.”
• “I’d be so content with never seeing you again.”
• “I think I saw you in a dream once.”
• “If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, I’d probably still go with the screws.”
• “I didn’t mean to break it.”
• “I don’t know, but I probably had sex with him/her.”
• “Stop being a judgy asshole.”
• “I can’t control that!”
• “This was a natural response.”